Has my hipster irony gone too far?

Because I REALLY want this t-shirt.

This is my favorite part of the site...

I mean, could the dudes in the pictures look like bigger schmucks? Where are all the hot conservative guys? You guys aren't really pleading your case very well. I mean, check out the douchebag who's taunting me into a fight. He looks like he's smelling his own finger, which I'm assuming he's had in his ass because he just gives me that vibe.


I still think the shirt's pretty funny. I wonder if they have one that says, "I hate that I can vote now (FRONT SIDE)--one more thing to keep me from baby-making!(BACK SIDE)" or "Put your laws all OVER my body."